Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
The programmer’s cheer
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New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...