Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
25 facts of life
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One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...