Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...