The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...