A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...