Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...