If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.