House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...