Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...