The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...