New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Guide to Religions.
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Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...