History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...