Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced