Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...