Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...