blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!