Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...