A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...