Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...