What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.