Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...