Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...