Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...