Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...