Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...