Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.