Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...