Hick computer terms
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The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...