Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...