Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...