Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...