Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!