Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...