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What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
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Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
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A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
What’s An Orgasm?
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Condom Slogans
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An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...