Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...