Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!