Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...