The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...