How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…