Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...