What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...