Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...