Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...