Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.