Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...