What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...