What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”