How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...