Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...