Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...